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香港骨场….惨痛篇笑到我爆咀寻日下午三点几,车住条大陆客经过旺角.佢无啦啦话我知有挡野几好系砵兰某大厦三楼,耍我陪佢去DUP骨全套试下<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>,我心谂事旦啦,横掂得闲,<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>去DUP番粒零都OK丫,又睇下砵兰D料有几高水准啦.<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>咁咪拿拿淋掉头停低架车系家乐商场然后行过去啰.<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>上到去一路除衫准备冲凉,<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>个条出黎招唿我地既靓仔就一路(卢海鹏)咁望燃实我除,直情点燃左穴咁硬燃晒呔,<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>我终于忍无可忍,<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>兜口兜面喝佢.:<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>[你啤燃够未呀?]<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>跟住条友先至眼神呆济.粒声唔出好似条丧尸咁转身行开,不知几燃恐布.<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>跟住入去冲凉啦,<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>冲左都没三十秒,<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>突然间一个类似果度老细既中坑物体,<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>竟然带住两个装修佬入黎睇装修,<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>一阵又话要拆墙,<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>一阵又话要起燃番凤墙,<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>总之九唔答八,长编大论,<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>鬼杀咁糟…<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>我心谂我又由**你,跟手有其中一个装修佬,唔知系边度潜燃左电钻出黎,真系钻起上黎.,搞到沙尘滚滚.<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>轰轰轰轰<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>鬼咁热闹,<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>钻钻下仲钻到到我果格,<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>个老细仲好意思叫我去后面果格再冲过.<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>我好燃滚想发老脾但系又觉得好燃好笑,<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>再加上个老细又SORRY<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>前SORRY后鬼咁好笑容,<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>仲走去后面果格开燃埋水比我过去,,真系发唔燃出,<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>我心谂我又忍**下你.<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>去后面果格冲埋佢算燃数.<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>点知系我搽燃紧皂都未冲水,<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>个装修佬又钻燃到埋黎,<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>叫我再过多格冲,激燃到我差D开佢拖,<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>跟住过老细又好燃敏捷咁弹过黎,<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>笑容满面兼起势讲SORRY咁帮我过隔离果格开水,<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>我实在忍无可忍咁同佢讲<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>:<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>[<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>呀老细下嘛,<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>你呢度得六格冲凉我就试燃左三格,<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>我个Friend都入左去DUP紧啦呀老细,<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>我就凉都未燃冲得?*r,<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>你到底想点呀老细.]<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>个中坑老细就系咁得过SORRY<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>,我见佢<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>都没燃第二句<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>,咪惟有拿拿行过一格冲埋D皂啰!!点知条装修佬会唔会又钻过黎架…<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>终于平安无事冲埋个凉入去DUP骨,<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>一开房门,<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>莫讲话条女个样,<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>里面真系黑燃到<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>到底有人没人我都睇唔燃倒!!<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>净系靠门外少少微弱灯光射入去,见到有一个细小既人影系黑暗既角落头慢慢咁行紧出黎,<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>你地试谂下果阵时果个FEEL系几咁迷离.<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>几咁诡异.<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>各位,<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>唔系讲笑,<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>我真系有D惊………….<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>就正当里面条囡慢慢飘紧过黎,<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>外面D微弱灯光就黎要照到佢个头之际,<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>出面条丧尸靓仔好燃似惊间房有核反应堆泄漏咁,<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>竟然好燃快手咁失惊无神就砰燃埋左度门,<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>四周围当堂又黑燃番晒,<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>大佬呀,<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>真系有几赶都好啦,<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>你起码都比我睇燃倒张床系边先砰门呀?<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>黑蚊蚊我点睇燃倒…….<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>唉.<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>我都唔燃知条靓仔急乜燃野,<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>吊….我黎DUP骨者,<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>又唔燃系系卖核武,驶唔驶咁燃诡秘呀!<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>?..<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>但系条女好燃好野,<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>一字咁就行埋黎帮我除低件衫同带我埋床,直头好似带燃左夜视镜咁,<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>呢下真系唔到你唔服,<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>但系佢就一句野都唔讲,<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>咁我见你咁冷漠,<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>我咪又唔燃讲野<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>啰,<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>我又唔系黎沟你?<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>哗,<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>我一上床滩好佢就自动波咁禽左上我背嵴开始DUP,<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>Dup得唔够几下,越黎越唔燃对路,<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>都唔知佢系我背嵴搞乜,<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>又唔到位又没力又没劲,<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>净系骑燃住系我背嵴好公式化咁起势系咁摇,<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>完全没第二招,<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>我都唔知佢摇乜燃野,<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>佢又唔燃问野又唔燃讲野,<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>哗…大佬..人造人牙?!,<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>而且仲完全没乜想停既迹象,<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>我终于都忍唔燃住要同佢开口讲第一句说话<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>:[姐姐呀!<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>唔该可唔可以大力D按.<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>唔好净系得个摇字呀?]<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>佢就用好冷漠声音<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>答:[….大力D…唔好摇……唔...]<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>丫吊.唔讲由至可,<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>一讲仲仆<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>街,<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>力..就完全没架啦,<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>但系摇就摇得仲行燃过之前,<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>搞到我好似坐燃住只大飞着紧草返大陆咁,<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>摇到我争D想呕,<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>喂..我今日既打击己经够大啦,<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>唔好再甘啦…<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>但我心谂谂下,<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>黎得呢D场都唔好咁多要求啦,<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>再加上见佢又真系摇得鬼咁起劲,<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>唉..,<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>我又见D气氛咁沉寂,<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>仲静燃过停尸间,<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>不如撩下佢讲下佢沟通下啦…或者佢唔DUP得但系倾得呢….以下就系我同佢既对答…..(<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>注:<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>全部内容<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>一字不减)<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>我<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>:<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>[姐姐你点称唿呀?]<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>囡<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>:<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>[<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>17号<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>]<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>我<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>:<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>囡<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>:<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>[<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>唔系,<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>系17号,<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>]<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>我<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>:<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>[你有没其他名呀?<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>]<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>囡<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>:<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>[<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>得17号炸.<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>]<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>我<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>:<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>[你没其他名既咩?]<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>囡<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>:<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>[<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>没呀..<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>]<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>我<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>:<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>[咁你D<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>Friend点叫你架?]<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>囡<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>:<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>[<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>17号<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>啰<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>]<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>我<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>:<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>[咁你个英文名叫咩讲得挂?<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>]<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>囡<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>:<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>[<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>SEVENTEEN<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>啰]<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>我<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>:<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>[…………………]<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>[呢个名边个帮你改架?<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>]<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>囡<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>:<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>[<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>11号啰]<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>我<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>:<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>[边个11?*r?<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>]<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>囡<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>:<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>[<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>未番<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>]<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>我<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>:<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>[…丫…吊…………………………………]<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>讲到呢度,<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>我已经真系再没乜野想同佢讲,亦都没乜[可以]再同佢讲,<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>谁不知条囡竟然够胆死好意思撩番我讲野播……………….<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>囡<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>:<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>[<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>咦…咁先生你点称唿呀?<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>]<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>我<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>:<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>[.................<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>28<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>]<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>囡<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>:<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>[<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>28<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>?<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>]<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>我<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>:<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>[唔…28<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>]<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>囡<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>:<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>[<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>乜野廿八呀…?]<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>我<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>:<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>[铁人28]<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>囡<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>:<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>[<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>乜野铁人28呀?]<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>我<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>:<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>[我咪铁人28啰.<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>]<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>囡<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>:<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>[<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>…………………….]<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>[<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>都唔知你讲乜….]<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>我<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>:<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>[铁人28啰…]<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>囡<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>:<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>[<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>………………]<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>讲到呢度,<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>我谂条女都真系觉得没乜瘾.<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>就完全收燃晒声,继续好沉默咁系我后面摇落去…时光飞逝,<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>都唔知佢摇左几耐,<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>佢突然间伏落我耳仔边轻声问我<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>:[<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>你呢……..你想要BODY定全套呀?<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>]<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>见佢一边问就一边己经擒紧落黎,<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>好似想去准备定D乜咁,<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>我心谂黎得呢D场,又没理由斋DUP咁寡挂,<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>我慢慢岳高头向住佢半发晦气咁话:<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>[哗~,<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>唔好劳烦你啦呀呀.大铁人.<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>…我要<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>BODY得啦!!哗!!]<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>条囡话<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>:[<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>要<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>BODY牙!!OK啦!!]<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>我就顺势咁话<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>:[梗系啦~~呀17号~!!(高八度,加小小走音),<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>我入燃左黎咁耐连你个样都未见过呀呀呀17号,<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>一阵你真燃系大铁人咁?样我咪饱燃到中秋~~…<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>!!]<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>(注:<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>出黎玩咁耐,<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>我第一次会对住条囡囡讲粗口<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>)条囡见我讲到咁,<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>就净系[哦]左一声就没出声,<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>就系呢个时候,<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>突然失惊无神火光一闪……..条女竟然点着左个火机企系我面前,<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>吓燃我一跳,<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>试问我又点估到,<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>系咁既环境下条女会无啦啦玩火机…<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>我即刻口震震咁问佢….<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>我:<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>[你做咩呀<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>?]<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>囡:<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>[<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>没野..挞火啰....]<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>我:<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>[烧野?*r?]<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>囡:<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>[<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>点立烛啰<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>…]<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>我:<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>[做乜点立烛呀?<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>滴立呀<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>]<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>囡:<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>[<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>你话BODY嘛….咁公司送檀香香薰BODY架嘛……]<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>我<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>:[小..?<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>咁燃高级<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>]<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>囡<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>:[<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>都几架…..呢个叫香薰自然疗法BODY呀嘛….]<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>我:<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>[有几捻自然呀..?]<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>囡:<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>[<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>都几啦..…你试下咪知啰..]<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>我:<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>[头先你都够燃晒自然啦,<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>唔驶搞咁多野?..<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>]<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>囡:<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>[<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>……….试下啦…檀香味…..公司送?…]<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>我:<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>条囡点左支立烛放系床头,<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>跟手就用条纯白色既床单企高封起个窗口,<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>就开始除佢件背心,又伏番上黎我背嵴度…..又唔知摇乜燃,<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>..(净系知好痕)…不过我今次都预燃左佢架啦,………….到条囡摇得咁上下…我开口同佢讲..:<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>[<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>好啦,<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>够啦够啦,<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>..唔驶摇啦..下半场啦好帽…]<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>咁条女就落番黎叫我转身,开始帮我打飞机啦….透过微弱既烛光.,<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>我终于可以第一次正面咁望清楚条囡个样……………………………喂……………..咦……………………………………………..<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>望落OK架…………睇睇下…都仲要系好燃OK果只添…….<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>廿三.廿四岁左右..皮肤又白又滑,<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>个样眼大大,<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>鼻高高,<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>个咀半张半合,表情极纯真,<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>真系少有,唔错,没乜点打扮,<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>但系反而仲劲有少女味,<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>娇小身形,<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>但系身材就非常平均,<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>身短而脚长,<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>34C胸左右,<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>条腰劲细劲软….冷冷漠漠表情仲带小小哀怨FEEL.<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>再加埋D烛光映射系佢面上,<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>直情就有D似<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>既感觉……………………….<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>我一路望住佢帮我打飞机我就一边起势系咁摷系咁摷,<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>系咁摷系咁摷,…………我心谂….己经可以肯定左既系条女唔DUP得又唔倾得.,但系拥有如此娇人身材,天使样貌,,,,<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>或者佢既强项系砌得呢<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>…..<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>好,<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>博多你一铺..就同你0黎个机械人大战…..我二话不说.当机立断咁就即刻同条囡讲:<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>[姐姐!!<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>!!<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>转全套!!]<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>条囡话声[好]就去拎套,<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>未几就番入黎,<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>开始帮我用口带套吹萧.佢吹得没耐,<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>我个心己经凉左一大截,<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>争D喊捻左出黎……<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>仆<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>街呀.佢连吹萧都唔捻识……………….但系我转头又谂….唔通…佢真系少女初下海…..新鲜海产任我尝…?<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>?<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>?…咦……似….谂到呢度,又再点起我最后既一丝生存希望,<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>我同佢讲:<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>[唔驶吹啦<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>!<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>上黎啦!!]<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>佢[哦]<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>左一声,<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>就迅速咁擒左上黎扶正我个细佬向下一坐……入晒…..咦…..有D希望.<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>好紧……….佢坐左上黎,<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>好自动波咁用力摇左八下..(没多没少,<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>…八下…).,<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>就突然问我:<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>[<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>你…你..要唔要..我训低..你..坐起..<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>坐起身呀?<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>]<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>喂….要转款….唔通真<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>系初下海.<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>顶唔顺…哗….好…..我拿拿林坐起身伏起佢身上面,死命咁系咁插系咁插,<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>等佢见识下我D男性雄风丫嘛,<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>呢镬仲唔捻有仇报仇,<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>你****大铁人17?<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>A哗…………….就系我正兴高采例..疯狂插左廿零下之际…..我开始发觉有D唔捻妥….越插就越唔对路……….<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>[………咦……….点解条女郁都唔捻郁既…<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>直情没捻晒反应….仆<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>街….唔通条囡真系顶唔顺,晕捻左唔系咁捻突破下哗]<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>我又插多两下,<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>见条囡真系己经完全没捻晒反应….我立即完全停低左落黎,<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>细细咁望住佢,<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>只见佢双目紧闭,嘴巴半张半合,<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>唿吸若有似无,<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>气若柔丝…出气多入气小……我<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>心谂唔捻系下哗..呢镬都算代表作啰仆<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>街,<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>边有人出黎Dup骨DUP捻到我咁捻有创意,<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>搞捻到条囡晕捻左架…..咁而家点@@@@收科呀………唯有叫人入黎啦…唉.都唔知点解释….一阵我话比人听我乜都没做过都唔知有没人信….思想净扎左好耐….就正当我要抽番条细佬出黎,<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>出去嗌救世军黎救命之际,<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>条女好捻突然咁张燃大….眼望捻住我……仲开口问?我一个问题…….;条囡问:<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>[出左啦<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>]<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>我定捻左格起码三至四秒先有反应识答:<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>[<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>未<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>.]<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>囡:<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>[<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>哦!!咁继续啰,!]<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>我:<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>[……………..你没野呀嘛女侠?<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>]<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>囡:<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>[<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>我<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>我没野呀..<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>我有咩呀?<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>]<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>我:<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>[…………….没……没野..…我见你头先郁都唔郁…..]<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>囡:<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>[<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>哦咁<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>!!…咁..继续啰,!..]<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>我:<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>[…?<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>?..哦!<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>]<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>我人都未回过神,只系下意识咁又继续插起上黎,<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>跟住,<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>条囡又合番埋眼.<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>张捻番大小小个口,<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>….没动作.<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>没声<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>.没唿吸.<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>没表情.没反应.<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>.<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>完全郁都唔捻郁………<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>众兄弟,<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>大家试谂下当时既环境,一个漆黑既小房间,<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>挂系我后面一张纯白色既床单,<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>床头点燃住微微既烛火,<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>香薰传出黎阵阵既檀香味,<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>再加上一条咁样样既囡……….<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>我直情觉得,<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>我十足十就似系一间殡仪馆既灵堂裹面.吊紧条头七都未过,<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>仲暖暖地既女….<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>哗大佬,此情此景系几咁捻恐怖片呀真系,喂..我做错左D乜野,<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>要咁@@@@对我呀真系!!我陪个friend出黎DUP下邪骨者….唔驶真系咁捻邪下哗…系…佢个样的确系唔错..但系真系死尸咁样样点吊呀….好彩,<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>男人有个好处,<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>就系<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>–<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>你叫我耐就话者……要快容乜易?我合埋眼,<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>伏番落去拿淋系咁吉多几廿下,<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>吱<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>..吱..<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>吱<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>…吱..<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>搞掂…..<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>我向后训返低,<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>抖返顺条气,<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>条囡就拎条毛巾出黎帮我善后,<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>正系抹抹下既时候,<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>条囡突然开口问我<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>:<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>囡:<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>[<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>你..要唔要孖Q呀?<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>加百五炸?<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>]<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>我:<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>[唔?<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>…唔好唔好…真系唔好….]<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>囡:<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>[<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>唔好呀…哦!!<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>咁..<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>试唔试下口爆丫….?]<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>我<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>:[唔....唔驶啦唔驶啦,<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>我够皮啦,<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>我己经好饱啦,,真系唔驶啦….]<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>囡:<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>[<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>仲有钟剩…….]<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>我:<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>[唔紧要啦,由佢啦,<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>我出去冲凉啦,<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>我要走架啦…我要返屋企啦…]<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>囡:<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>[<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>唔试下玩其他野呀?<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>]<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>我:<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>[我唔玩啦,<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>我真系要返屋企啦…]<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>囡:<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>[<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>有乜野你想试可以讲个….]<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>我:<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>[….死尸我都试埋啦,<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>仲没D乜野我可以试呀….]<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>囡:<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>[<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>咁有咩你想试架<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>?]<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>我:<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>[真系没呀…我想返屋企呀…好没呀女侠?<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>]<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>囡:<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>[<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>哦<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>!!咁是但你啦…咁你驶唔驶我…...<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>]<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>我未等佢讲捻完,<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>自己坐起身幽番条裤,<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>件袍都唔捻着番,一推门就一支箭咁冲左出去,<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>其间抽身回头一望,<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>只见条女己经吹息左支立烛,<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>度门正慢慢咁关埋,<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>条囡个身影慢慢咁又再次稳藏番系黑暗之中……………………<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>我打左个冷震,<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>都唔捻敢再拧番转头,<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>就直入休息室,……………..我当时己经决定左三件事……….,<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>一.<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>我会话晒比全世界听,<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>小龙女同死尸都系唔可以吊..<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>二.<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>我今次会另外俾多一百蚊条女,<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>唔系贴士,<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>系帛金,<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>买个安心,<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>感谢大大的分享<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>好帖就要回复支持<span class="d-none"></span></p><p>我最爱了<span class="d-none"></span></p></div>
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